United Flight 976, or, the original Shitty Little Ann

Publish date: 2024-05-17

Who remembers this? Wall Street investment banker climbed on top of a service trolley and took a shit in front the president of Portugal.

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by Anonymousreply 22August 29, 2022 7:22 AM

Oh, yes. And I’m somewhat ashamed to admit the number of times in the decade or so afterwards that I woke up and told myself, “Well, at least you didn’t take a dump on the drink cart.”

by Anonymousreply 1August 29, 2022 2:05 AM

OMG, I posted before I read the link. He did actually do it!! I assumed I’d exaggerated the story in my head.

by Anonymousreply 2August 29, 2022 2:08 AM

"Food service was canceled due to the unsanitary conditions" No Shit Sorry I had to .....

by Anonymousreply 4August 29, 2022 2:34 AM

"The crew sprayed Karl Lagerfeld perfume throughout the aisles of the plane to further mask the smell of feces" What no Frebreeze ???????

by Anonymousreply 5August 29, 2022 2:41 AM

I have no memory of this......

The incident has been recalled as the worst case of air rage ever.

by Anonymousreply 6August 29, 2022 3:02 AM

Guess no one can take a joke anymore.

by Anonymousreply 9August 29, 2022 3:18 AM

I thought Ann Romney was Shitty Little Ann.

by Anonymousreply 10August 29, 2022 3:26 AM

no such thing as bad publicity!

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by Anonymousreply 11August 29, 2022 4:00 AM

These things never happen to me..

by Anonymousreply 12August 29, 2022 4:02 AM

He served no time in jail. And the article doesn't mention that he lost his job.

Epitome of white (Greenwich) privilege.

by Anonymousreply 13August 29, 2022 4:25 AM

Gerard Finneran is going to have his name associated with this incident the rest of his life. I'm surprised he even HAS a job.

by Anonymousreply 14August 29, 2022 4:31 AM

Finneran died in 2004, per the Wikipedia article.

by Anonymousreply 15August 29, 2022 4:33 AM

He's unemployed! I knew it!

by Anonymousreply 16August 29, 2022 4:41 AM

This happened in 1995. If this same episode were to occur today, would Finnegan receive the same treatment?

by Anonymousreply 17August 29, 2022 5:00 AM

It depends, R17. As a rich white male, if he shouted out "Let's go Brandon!" while taking that shit then he would face no consequences.

by Anonymousreply 18August 29, 2022 5:03 AM

I’m more surprised that the President of Portugal and the Foreign Minister of Argentina were allowed to board the same flight.

by Anonymousreply 19August 29, 2022 5:10 AM

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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by Anonymousreply 20August 29, 2022 7:04 AM

Finneran was likely in the beginning stages of Alzheimer's. He died of the disease in 2004.

by Anonymousreply 21August 29, 2022 7:20 AM

The incident was mentioned in an episode of MST3K when a stewardess offered passengers a food cart to crap on.

by Anonymousreply 22August 29, 2022 7:22 AM

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